A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. ~Robert Orben

OR

A vacation is staying up past your bedtime, having too much fun in the pool, napping in the big boy bed with Mamma and Daddy, and eatting gourmet cupcakes for breakfast - also in the big boy bed.

Vacation is also about learning new words. Like Thunder and Fireworks and BOOM BOOM. This was quickly followed up with More, More, MORE, MORE!!!

Aaah, if only Mamma and Daddy had the power to make the thunder clap and the fireworks appear at will... And, how long does your kid think that you are SO AMAZING that you can do those things? I hope its a while.